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Selection Reminder: South Florida metal legends Floor at Will’s Pub!

February 25, 2012
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Selection Reminder: South Florida metal legends Floor at Will’s Pub!

Saturday, Feb. 25 – Floor with Arc and Panther, Portals 9 p.m. Will’s Pub 1042 N. Mills Ave. 407-898-5070 $10 Around this time last year, we giddily announced that South Florida metal legends Floor were reuniting to play a few shows and pimp a comprehensive box set of all the material the band had...
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Selection Reminder: Simple Living Institute’s Beermaking Workshop!

February 25, 2012
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Selection Reminder: Simple Living Institute’s Beermaking Workshop!

Saturday, Feb. 25 – Beermaking Workshop 2-5 p.m. Econ Farm 16206 Hamilton Drive $20-$25 For a lot of folks (OK, us), the biggest threat of the apocalypse isn’t an attack by cannibalistic mutants or Tina Turner in a fright wig – it’s the lack of good alcohol. The forward-thinkers at the Simple Living Institute...
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Oscar’s “Dictator” ban: A Zion of the times?

February 24, 2012
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And now, a message about this Sunday’s Oscars from Admiral General Shabazz Aladeen: OK, Sacha, we get it. Everybody hates the Jews, especially those awful, subhuman A-rabs. And it’s your defining moral crusade as a satirist to point this out everywhere and anywhere you can. (Except when you’re among the schwartzes, when the joke...
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I went to Dwyane Wade’s All Star Red Carpet Soiree and All I Got Was This Lousy Hangover

February 24, 2012
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I went to Dwyane Wade’s All Star Red Carpet Soiree and All I Got Was This Lousy Hangover

After waiting outside Vain Nightclub downtown for half an hour for the bouncers to confirm that yes, we do want press at this event, I was granted entrance to the All Star Red Carpet Bash, one of the opening events of this weekend’s NBA All Stars game. I finally got in the door after...
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OW Oscarama 2012 – Clipwrecked: Best Actress

February 24, 2012
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OW Oscarama 2012 – Clipwrecked: Best Actress

So whatever happened to that year-long national mood regarding the Year of the Woman, and how this year is different because women are taking it upon themselves to write, direct and produce good, meaty, emotionally complex roles that showcase the true feminine concerns of right now? Oscar happened. It’s true: This year saw juicier...
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Reminder: Watch the Oscars Live on Sunday @ The Enzian (Free)

February 24, 2012
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Reminder: Watch the Oscars Live on Sunday @ The Enzian (Free)

Just a quick note to remind you that the Enzian is screening the Oscars this Sunday evening, with a reception beginning at 7pm in the Eden Bar. The Oscars begin at 8pm, with Billy Crystal hosting. Take a shot every time someone says mahvelous. Check out their site for more info and food specials.
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