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Ahoy hoy. While all these jerks were boozing it up at our Best of Orlando party last weekend, I was doing some serious field research in debauch. In Las Vegas, namely. Yeah, that’s right. I’m the kind of guy that will happily forego comped drinks in downtown Orlando if it means I get comped...
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Blacks in Harlem are blaiming the ex-prez for increased rents. But, honestly, what’s really happening in Harlem is analogous to what’s going to happen in Orlando’s own Parramore. Basically, real estate across the board is increasing, but especially in surrounding urban areas (a la Manhattan and, to a far lesser degree, Orlando). Investors and...
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Badass, ain’t he?
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Lou Pearlman is (allegedly) a scumbag, part 423,876. Deltona massacre trial goes to closing arguments. The Sentinel’s edit board doesn’t like net neutrality. They’d prefer to stick their heads in the sand and pretend the mega telecoms aren’t out to screw us. Coming this fall: TV shows about TV shows. Um, so this guy...
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You know, the slogans and phrases churches put to draw you in, that are supposed to be all clever but rarely are? I saw one today in Ocoee: “Read God’s Word: Prevent Truth Decay.” Funny. Yeah.
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From this morning’s Daily Kos: What Did You Expect, America? by SusanG Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 03:16:59 PM PDT Would you hire a babysitter who hates children and thinks they should be eliminated? Or who declares for years in your hearing that children are irritants who should be starved to be small, unseen...
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According to Rev. Fat Ass, anyway. I especially like the part where he tells us we HAVE to let Israel drop all the bombs wants, because that’s part of the “Abrahamic Covenant.” PS: Lest I incur the wrath of Jessica Bryce Young tomorrow morning, allow me to point out that I didn’t say Israel...
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One female city commissioner thinks Robert Stuart is a hot piece of ass. (Hint: It’s not Patty Sheehan) Pretty much everyone thinks Homer Hartage is going to lose his congressional bid. Except Homer Hartage, who earnestly believes he’s going to win. Everyone thinks Fred Brummer is an asshole. Jim Clark, the guy who writes...
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Trust this guy.
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Gridskipper is one of my favorite blogs, and I always shudder when they cover Orlando, because like everyone else, they just can’t NOT mention the freaking theme parks. Even when talking about a new restaurant downtown (Midnight Blue — a spin-off of Blue — in Thornton Park) in a post that is falling over...
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