The new sub-standard: Sell more albums than Heidi Montag
While mulling over what he would do if Heidi Montag‘s “album,” Superficial, sold more units than his own, Brooklyn dance-pop artist (and apparently friend of Kyle Raker) The Zax considered several possibilities: “Quit life” “Move far away from civilization” “Die somewhere lonely with lots of cats.”
Instead, he’s started a pretty funny new blog, Help Me Sell More Records Than Heidi Montag, which is self-explanatory. He admits sales of his Love are lower than Montag’s so far, but strangely (especially considering Montag spent $2 million making hers and the Zax spent next to nothing), they’re not that far off.
Check it out and for the love of Ray J, help the guy out.