Panama City tween steals school bus, drives to Wal-Mart
Twelve-year-old Michael Wade Propst of Panama City has been charged with grand theft school bus after commandeering a yellow kiddie wagon Tuesday morning from the home of its driver (said driver, 29 year-old Brandon Curtis, admitted to leaving his keys in the ignition and has been suspended). So where does a plucky tween take a school bus once he’s gained control? Why, to the nearest Wal-Mart, of course. Can you think of another place with a parking lot large enough to do figure eights in a bus?
Employees at the Front Beach Road Wal-Mart, 14 miles from Propst’s starting point (over a bridge even!), spotted the bus in their lot at around 5 a.m., sputtering erratically in no particular direction. Though Propst doesn’t remember hitting anything, authorities are concerned about a smear of white paint on the bus’s right side.
Sounds like someone’s fence got jacked, bro.
“We’re all just very grateful the student wasn’t hurt and no one else was hurt,” remarked Bay District Schools Superintendent Bill Husfelt. “This has been a valuable lesson in securing our buses.”
And so Michael Propst passes into legend as the Kid Who Stole a School Bus. That’s your cue, Florida folkies: pen an anthem for this unlikely renegade (disclaimer: kids, don’t steal buses, or anything else for that matter).