Get our issue, highlights, free stuff and more.  

Facebook Twitter Youtube Flickr RSS
Loading

You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

December 19, 2007
By
You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

… but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sis is all knocked up and shit. This is something NOBODY could have seen coming.  
Read more »

Posted in Bloggytown | No Comments »

Beauty pageant freaks: this is you in 15 years…

December 19, 2007
By

Another TV season, another opportunity for Orlando-area idiots to embarrass themselves on a national scale. I don’t know what these ladies think they’re doing, but I’m 57% sure it has something to do with Lynne Spears’ new book, Pop Culture Mom (which, naturally, the publisher announced is being “delayed indefinitely” — really?).
Read more »

Posted in Bloggytown | No Comments »

Blackwater: Not just shooting Iraqi civilians these days!

December 18, 2007
By
Blackwater: Not just shooting Iraqi civilians these days!

Yep, the GOP friendly mercenary company – owned by Orlando Magic owner/beneficiary of your tax dollars Rich DeVos’ daughter-in-law’s brother – has now taken to shooting puppies it doesn’t like, including one owned by New York Times staffers in Iraq. The U.S. embassy in Iraq is investigating another deadly shooting incident involving its Blackwater...
Read more »

Posted in Bloggytown | No Comments »

Batshit crazy Orlando Sentinel readers attack!

December 18, 2007
By
Batshit crazy Orlando Sentinel readers attack!

So, the Sentinel ran a fairly mundane story about how some local religious leaders – including Joel Hunter, who has drawn fire from the knuckle-draggers for talking about the environment rather than THE GAYS – have asked GOP prez campaigns to nicely tone it down a little with the rhetoric on immigration. It’s a...
Read more »

Posted in Bloggytown | No Comments »

New slogan!!!!!!!

December 18, 2007
By
New slogan!!!!!!!

The marketing geniuses who brought you, “Built for families, made for memories” last year are back, and trying not to suck nearly as hard. This year’s slogan – which the convention bureau will spend million upon millions of dollars to spread – is simpler: “Say yes to Orlando.” Lame, but not as lame, which...
Read more »

Posted in Bloggytown | No Comments »

So, like, torture doesn’t work

December 18, 2007
By
So, like, torture doesn’t work

Remember that CIA dude who was all over the TV last week saying that a high-ranking Al Qaeda member wouldn’t say anything until he was waterboarded, but then like 12 seconds later spilled his guts? Turns out, according to FBI guys anyway, that wasn’t really the case. Actually, the dude was low-ranking, mentally unstable,...
Read more »

Posted in Bloggytown | No Comments »

So, Lieberman endorsed McCain

December 17, 2007
By
So, Lieberman endorsed McCain

This is Lieberman, in July 2006, when he was still pretending to be a Democrat. Today, Lieberman decided that whole “I want a Democrat to win” thing was just bullshit, and decided instead to back John McCain, who although pretty much the only honorable Republican in the bunch, is still about as far away...
Read more »

Posted in Bloggytown | No Comments »

We’ve got a barn, let’s put on a show

December 17, 2007
By
We’ve got a barn, let’s put on a show

Okay, that was strange. This weekend, Southern Ford Dealers and the City of Orlando put on what is by far the strangest parade I’ve ever been to — and I’ve only been to two. I was seated, along with my fiancé and our 3-year old son, in the TV filming area because I got...
Read more »

Posted in Bloggytown | No Comments »