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12 Craigslist ads that prove that Disney is the horniest place on earth (sort of NSFW)

February 12, 2014
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Theme parks aren’t just for kids, you know. Once the children have exhausted themselves on the rides, it’s time for the mommies and daddies to have some fun. The following are real ads posted to Craigslist recently by people who are either visiting the parks or looking to hook up in or around them. Women seeking men, men seeking women, men seeking men, couples seeking couples. To keep things relatively clean, we took screenshots of the ads but didn’t include any pictures. You’ll have to head on over to Craigslist yourself for that.

1. Visiting Disney this weekend, hoping to tickle someone and maybe go on some rides, too.

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2. Looking to fool around. But don’t worry, nothing sexual if you’re not into it.

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3. You be Chip, I’ll be Dale.

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4. Heard that Disney girls are into some freaky shit.

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5. Wife does not give good head, needs someone who knows what they are doing. In a car. Today.

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  • Mimi Miller

    I’ve been using Craigslist ads like these for source material for poetry I’ve been reading at open mic nights since mid last year. I actually have one called “Freaky Disney Girls”. Way to steal my thunder.